"The Haters:" Detailed sex scenes, 500+ instances of profanity, smut
WARNING:
SEXUAL CONTENT
GRATUITOUS PROFANITY
From the cover and the summary, the book is a funny story about teenagers who run away from jazz band camp to try and make it as performers on their own.
It is also filled with profanity, smut, detailed descriptions of sex acts, and a date rape.
Available to kids as young as 14 years old.
Actual excerpts below.
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500+ instances of profanity/smut
fuck in the book 199 times
shit 121
dick 77 (a lot of dick jokes)
orgasm 3
asshole 3
bitch 6
damn 15
condom 6
pussy 5
jizz 5 (contents found in sink after masturbating)
drunk 6
came (orgasm) 4 with "coming" = 5
hard 3 (erection)
smoke a bowl 2
alcohol 5
drinking 12
masturbate 3
balls 1
sex 30
SAMPLING OF EXCERPTS:
pg 346
"She reached behind herself and kind of carefully took my not hard dick into one hand and pretty soon I really couldn't think about anything else and pretty soon after that I was hard and she took her hand away and I heard her opening some crinkly little package and I felt her put the cool plasticky middle of the condom snuggly on the front of my dick like she was shrink-wrapping it and I felt her fingernails through the plastic like the legs of a crab fingernailing their way down my dick and she rose up a little and adjusted her panties and breathed harder and opened her mouth..." "The moment she put me inside her I came." "FUCK I said and I curled up around her like a snail and kept coming about a hundred times.."
pg 346 (digital version downloaded on apple books)
"She guided me onto my back and pulled on the bottoms of my briefs and I pushed them over my knees and feet and I was completely naked and not hard at all. She straddled me and pulled her top off and her breasts flopped out.."
pg 354
" You waited for exactly as long as it took you to speed smoke a bowl and then she basically tortured your dick. For a really long time. She was flipping you around and putting you in all these positions and you were like ow, wait, wait, wait, time out and she was like no time out, no stopping, just shut up and don't even think about stopping.." "It sounded horrible and took forever and that's when I should have broken it up... I did break it up the fourth time."
“You were just lying there murmuring, Please, no, and she was ordering you around in broken Spanish.”
“No. Come on.”
“Yeah. Finally I yelled, ‘He wants you to stop,’ and she was like, ‘Are you sure,’ and I was like, ‘Um, yeah.’ And then I think you both fell asleep because I didn’t hear anything.”
pg 352
“You got maybe ten steps out of my room, and then you stopped, and got down right in the middle of the floor, and immediately started fucking.” “Oh my God. I’m sorry.” “It’s okay. It was clear you had no idea what was going on.”
pg 353
"We didn't go right back at it. Oh, yes you did. You guys went RIGHT back at it. You weren't even done coming. You were like, fuck, sorry, I came instantly, and she was like, well you won't this time, and you guys just started making out and going at it again. You didn't even change condoms..." "In the future, you need to change condoms if you're going to have gross porny multiple-male orgasm sex..."
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SCHOOL LIBRARIES THAT HAVE THIS BOOK
"The Haters" is in these Rockwood schools:
3 high schools: Eureka, Lafayette, Rockwood Summit
Title: "The Haters"
Author: Jesse Andrews
Author: Jesse Andrews
Action:
Parents challenged this book.
It was also appealed, after the challenge committee voted to retain without restriction.
The appeal upheld the review committee's decision.